I've always liked spinning. I remember going into the gym after church so I could spin, tracing some polygonal pattern on the floor with my feet as I went round. I remember being made to stop spinning because I was taking up room in a narrow passage way in an airport or someplace like that and someone was trying to get by. But there's one kind of spinning I don't like: in a car.
I told someone at work today that it was just like backing into a parking spot, except there were cars coming at me at 50 MPH.
So what happened was we were heading up north for Christmas and it was late because we were taking the 80 MPH speed limit road at 40-50 MPH. One second I'm listening to Artemis Fowl's the Time Paradox and the next my front end doesn't want to stay in front. I manage to pull straight again 4-5 times in a row before the car got fed up with me and spun around completely out of control, turned backwards and gently but inexorably backed off the side of the highway. No damage done, no one hurt. Just like pulling into a parking space except you normally can get back out of parking spots. The snow was so deep we were stuck. I couldn't inch forwards or backwards. We were just getting on the phone to ask my father in law how one got a tow truck when a plow stopped on the side of the road to ask if we had been helped yet. We answered no and he called out a tow truck to help us. We paid $50 for the privilege of being driven approximately 10 miles to the next town.
Tow trucks don't have car seat buckles in them. Fortunately Uriel seemed to think we were having a great adventure and didn't mind sitting in my lap.
So we got into town at 1 AM. Happy days for us. I said more than a few thank you prayers that evening that we didn't get hurt. Apparently I wasn't the only one with trouble with that section of road. There was a 18 wheeler peeled off the side of the road not more than a few hundred feet away from where we landed.
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